Guess the Mess

Okay, here is the ultimate rhyme for the ultimate baby shower game. Grab some candy bars and baby diapers and you are good to go. Here are the messes you must guesses:

Baby let it go; an all out non-stopper,
Daddy took a look and said, “Mama that’s a WHOPPER!”

Babies are so cute you know, the charm just never ceases
Until you look below and see those tiny Reese’s Pieces.

Gimmie a break, would ya look at that!
This diaper is full of what looks like Kit Kat.

Babies favorite or so it would seem;
End’s up being Cookies and Cream.

Each new surprise at least 5 times out of 6,
Show’s up in his diaper as an awful TWIX!

When diaper duty brings you to tears,
It’s time to get help from the 3 Musketeers.

Solid foods will change your day;
You’ll long for the times of the Milky Way.

Baby will grow, he’ll get bigger and bigger,
And with each diaper change you’ll either cry or Snicker.

Constipation is the baby way,
They hold it in till the big Pay Day!

Some smells just go on, the linger and linger,
But nothing smells worse than a Butter Finger.

Babies make the most unusual sounds,
Which means they are busy making MOUNDS!

The grocery bill will empty your wallet
And all you’ll get is a Whatchamacallit.

Dad’s turn at the changing, but what’s that smell-o?
Baby left daddy a gooey Carmello.

Little angels sent from above
Leaving their peace in the form of a Dove.

So precious and sweet your new little boy,
You’ll be telling your friends “He’s Almond Joy.”